MONSTERTRUCKFIVE

about the same time i was putting together the gaunt…but not forgotten comp and amassing greenhorn cassettes some dude was doing these cdrs called please don't sue me or something - real nice and all but i don't mind kicking his ass with more and better shit so here's the mt5 version, fuck that guy (j/k, luv ya!).

gimme five 10"
columbus, ohio
dry leaves hot wire
singles and comp tracks
breaker

Bumped By Karaoke

afore that weird and worthless get hip seedee showed up this here "volume 2" was out and about pissing on yer daughters and fucking yer lawns. THEE document of col's circa:199_ (i.e. it made it look way cooler than it actually was, and it was PRETTY DAMNED COOL), you can blame regala and half th' rockcombos on this piece of digital retardo fer all that smeg' in yer head sayin' you live somewhere that's like cool fer musick er somethin' (given that you live here --- HEY! you aren't pee-roozin' this in SOME OTHER CITY, are ya? whooo, now i's seen EV'RYthing…) - just cuz you don' know it don' mean it ain't true, compadre…

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